New Republican Definitions
alternative energy sources
n. New locations to drill for gas and oil.
bankruptcy
n. A punishable crime when committed by poor people but not corporations
class warfare
n. Any attempt to raise the minimum wage.
climate change
n. The day when the blue states are swallowed by the oceans.
compassionate conservatism
n. Poignant concern for the very wealthy.
democracy
n. So extensively exported that the domestic supply is depleted.
free markets
n. Halliburton no-bid contracts at taxpayer expense.
growth
n. 1. The justification for tax cuts for the rich. 2. What happens to the national debt when Republicans cut taxes on the rich.
gun control
n. The index finger, usually on the right hand. No other definitions or usage.
habeas corpus
n. Archaic. (Lat.) Legal term no longer in use (See Patriot Act).
healthy forest
n. No tree left behind.
honesty
n. Lies told in simple declarative sentences--e.g., "Freedom is on the march."
9/11
n. Tragedy used to justify any administrative policy. (see Terra, Terra, Terra)
No Child Left Behind
riff. 1. v. There are always jobs in the military.
ownership society
n. A civilization where 1 percent of the population controls 90 percent of the wealth.
pro-life
adj. Valuing human life until birth.
Senate
n. Exclusive club; entry fee $10 million to $30 million.
simplifiy
v. To cut the taxes of Republican donors.
n. New locations to drill for gas and oil.
bankruptcy
n. A punishable crime when committed by poor people but not corporations
class warfare
n. Any attempt to raise the minimum wage.
climate change
n. The day when the blue states are swallowed by the oceans.
compassionate conservatism
n. Poignant concern for the very wealthy.
democracy
n. So extensively exported that the domestic supply is depleted.
free markets
n. Halliburton no-bid contracts at taxpayer expense.
growth
n. 1. The justification for tax cuts for the rich. 2. What happens to the national debt when Republicans cut taxes on the rich.
gun control
n. The index finger, usually on the right hand. No other definitions or usage.
habeas corpus
n. Archaic. (Lat.) Legal term no longer in use (See Patriot Act).
healthy forest
n. No tree left behind.
honesty
n. Lies told in simple declarative sentences--e.g., "Freedom is on the march."
9/11
n. Tragedy used to justify any administrative policy. (see Terra, Terra, Terra)
No Child Left Behind
riff. 1. v. There are always jobs in the military.
ownership society
n. A civilization where 1 percent of the population controls 90 percent of the wealth.
pro-life
adj. Valuing human life until birth.
Senate
n. Exclusive club; entry fee $10 million to $30 million.
simplifiy
v. To cut the taxes of Republican donors.
