Questions and answers
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A widow.
A. A widow.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. They don't stop and ask for directions.
Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
A. Both of them.
Q. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A. They don't stop and ask for directions.
Q. What do men and sperm have in common?
A. They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A. The bonds mature.
Q. What do they call a woman who works as hard as a man?
A. Lazy
A. Lazy
