TRUE MEANING OF MALE STATEMENTS
Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."
Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."
Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my manhood."
Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."
Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later."
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later."
Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now."
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now."
Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."
True Meaning: "Get tested."
Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"
Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?" True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."
